|Back Home||Out Here|
|Walk on the left side of wings in office||Walk on the right side of the narrow passage in office|
|Boss yells "Onnesha!@#$ ekhaane aaye"|
Me: I'll be rite withya in a moment Jim
Nobody asks "how are you" first thing in the morning. Its usually "code ta shesh hoyeche?"
|"Good Morning Unwayeshea. Howeru dewing today"|
|Lunch - tiffin..Ma ka haath ka khana. sniff sniff!||Lunch in cafeteria. Er….does brocolli contain beef? No? then please add it to the topping. Pepperoni is just a cute Italian way of referring to the salt and pepper wala pepper right? Add it by all means!!!|
|Parties: Coke or Fanta?||Parties: White wine or Red wine?|
|Free cardomom tea from the vending machine. Accompany DJ and SS to the vending machine and yawn while they have coffee.||Free french vanilla decaf from the coffee maker or 60 calories per serving hot chocolate which I always have first thing in the morning.|
|Proxy server blocked: No Yahoo Mail, Rediff Mail…||Gmail, Orkut, Rediff Movies, Blogger...|
|9am: empty office. Nobody around to appreciate your punctuality.||8am: everyone deep into work. Gosh! I am late!!!|
|8pm: sneaking out of office, hoping that nobody will notice.||5pm: Bye J :-)))) Have a nyice evening. :-))))|
J: Biiii Unwayeshea. Cya tomorrow!